I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.
Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion, and he whose real wants are supplied must admit those of fancy.
People want riches they need fulfillment.
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ball player. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.
I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches.
I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery.
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.
It is generally a feminine eye that first detects the moral deficiencies hidden under the ''dear deceit'' of beauty.
No one can read with profit that which he cannot learn to read with pleasure.
Bigotry is the sacred disease.
The right honorable gentlemen is indebted to his memory for his jokes and his imagination for his facts.
The discipline of writing something down is the first step toward making it happen.