Unless, uh, you're Tom Freston. Mac and Cheese I think. Nevertheless, join us in contemplating the Meatpacking District that once was and could be again, merging our own hopes and dreams with demands sent in by readers. The palm trees, the luxurious banquettes, the free flowing cocktails and the seductive percussion are an escape from the ordinary.
" In it, the character Cartman tricks another child into eating his own parents in a bowl of chili; Cartman himself does not eat them. Mac and Cheese I think.
Remember sitting on the deck of the indoor pool at your childhood YMCA, waiting for your turn to do laps? Nevertheless, join us in contemplating the Meatpacking District that once was and could be again, merging our own hopes and dreams with demands sent in by readers.
Unless, uh, you're Tom Freston. Please let us know if you would like to be part of this as well.
Take Stephannie, formerly of the African American tribe, who noted, post-merger: "The way our tribe is blended at this point, it's all about people and who we are and what we bring to the table. They're all bad, they're all filled with overly slick playas and faux-empowered hobags.
" the woman responded, her vacation thus ruined. You know what that means?
Granted I don't let them know that until I've erupted the manjuice from my dudepipe all over his furtitties. Does Cross feel it necessary to defend the deceased John Belushi's comedic legacy from his brother Jim's tomb raiding?
You know what that means? An email will be picked at random to win. Unless, uh, you're Tom Freston.
Unless, uh, you're Tom Freston.
Fully annotated retro-futurist map after the jump. But that's a good thing, because there really isn't any "transformation" at night. If you make it down those stairs, have fun trying to move freely - it's hard to walk more than three steps without getting hit by a speeding i-banker.
Interested in our dirty machinations? Your mass booty texts only enable them. Unless they know who you are - like Sarah Polonsky - you're not getting in.
By day, G-Spa is a small, steamy beauty spa located in the basement of the Hotel Gansevoort.