Re: "My dad is a pirate."

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"Ingoramus21499" <ingoramus21499@NOSPAM.21499.invalid> wrote in message >
> Should I tell him that "your dad is a pirate" or not? Would it hurt
> him to know that his dad is a pirate?
Dumbass.  You are not a true pirate in the popular sense that a 6 year old
would understand.  Legally, you are performing an unauthorized conversion
which means using someone's property without their express permission.  Thus
you are a cheapskate and are an ingrate that should be scorned by one and
all.  If you use it, you should pay for it if that is the way that society
is organized.  You are antisocial and should be ashamed of yourself.  When
and if your kid finds out, he will scorn you as well unless you turn him
into an equal cheapskate and ungrateful abuser.