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From: | Louisa Haney |
Subject: | [Gpaint-list] Good Friday squirt |
Date: | Fri, 29 Sep 2006 00:06:25 +0300 |
![]() By listing public payphone numbers throughout
America I invited people to pick up the phone and call some random street corner in
some random town and talk to whoever answered. Well, that can't be good. You've got
to grab the puffs before El Bobo can.
These new modern Chastity Belts, as well as the
Chastity Belts of centuries gone by are the topic of discussion on this website.
Doctors believed at first that it was a penis, although they determined later that
it was a small trunk, through which the baby could breathe. The little girl has a
big blue eye on the forehead. Be forewarned, folks.
Use it wisely, young grasshopper. Some of the bikes
appear to have been abandoned long ago. It would help out greatly if we could turn
to others for advice. Another grabs the nearest lamppost and treats passers-by to a
quick spin.
And, they say that dead men tell no
tales.
Today's Chastity Belt includes many modern features
such as rust free stainless steel, neoprine or foam padding, laser cut safe edges
and high technology locks.
Bump, thump, slam, and ram him out of the way. The
decision may be harder than you think.
The subject matter is hardcore. Once a month, your
fair princess morphs into the evil dragon. You know their not eating well, but the
obvious degradation of their personal hygiene makes you loath to visit them in
person. The decision may be harder than you think.
Oh yeah, did I forget to mention the horse show?
Welcome to the world of Extreme Poledancing, where ordinary members of the public
are invited to strut their stuff in unusual places.
They come in a variety of colors and
sizes.
Oh yeah, did I forget to mention the horse show?
They will also dislike other cows, and can bear grudges for months or
years.
Thin-skinned men may run screaming to the hills
from this site, and just because you are lacking a Y chromosome doesn't mean you're
going to get off any easier.
Many of us struggle with this decision every day,
but it never gets any easier to answer.
You may perform any one action on any one female,
but you may not duplicate actions, and you must make a choice for each
female.
If it were left up to you, who would go down with
the ship on The Love Boat? The blade from the kitchen knife must have pierced my
head then.
Doctors believed at first that it was a penis,
although they determined later that it was a small trunk, through which the baby
could breathe.
His ingenious games continue to live on, however.
The power is in your hands.
Be forewarned, folks.
You've got to grab the puffs before El Bobo can. My
head hurt a bit, but I was convinced that it was from the fall. The decision may be
harder than you think.
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