No Internet connection

[James]

Hello,

My apologies for not running patchy in the last couple of days, but I
am not currently able to connect to the internet from home as there is
a problem with my telephone exchange.

I have not been given any e.t.a for a fix.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

James

PS I'm also sorry for the patrons of this coffee shop who pay to drink
this dreck (although the millionaire's shortbread is great)!