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L@@K - Best News Ever !!! Thanks


From: webmaster
Subject: L@@K - Best News Ever !!! Thanks
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2002 03:19:55 PST

Best News Ever - Read Everything!

NO MORE 9 to 5

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home.

THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
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BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!

Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter
you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of 
this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted 
an entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see if 
it 
really can make people money. The show also investigated whether or not the 
program was legal.

Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO
Laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can "follow
the simple instruction" they are bound to make some mega bucks with only 
$25 out of pocket cost''.
DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS
PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable opportunity". I
was approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad 
I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the
minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received a total $
610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in''. Pam Hedland, Fort 
Lee, New Jersey.
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Another said: "this program has been around for a long time but I never
believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I
decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and 
walaa ..... 3
weeks later the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 
but
the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the 
past 8
months by re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am 
playing
it again. The key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps 
and NOT change
anything.'' More testimonials later but first, =======

==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ====
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily
and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN 
!!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS
WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!

INSTRUCTIONS:

=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU
ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears 
ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON 
YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.

===WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===
===YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! ===
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer
and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports
from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will 
be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them 
from you.
Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case 
something happens to your computer.

IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is
instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out on the 
majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also 
see how it d
oes not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if 
you alter it, 
it will NOT work !!! People have tried to put their
friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all the money. 
But it does not work this way. Believe us, some have tried to be greedy and 
then nothing 
happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed. 
Because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the 
reward!!! 
This IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering a product for sale and getting 
paid for it. 
Treat it as such and you will be VERY profitable in a short period 
of time.

1.. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has
made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.

2..Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.

3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2

6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! This is
critical to YOUR success.

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**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save
it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.

Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To assist
you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you
purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which 
includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free 
classified ads and much more. 
There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each.
Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%) 
response (the response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%). 
Also many 
peoplewill send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.

With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10
people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. 
Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100 people
responded and ordered Report # 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000
e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 5 million
e-mail sent out. The 0.2% response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000
(50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for 
Report # 5. 

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half a million dollars).

Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....
$5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE
WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL 
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU 
MAILED TO. 
Dare to think for a moment what would happen if 
everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or 
more? 
There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting, with 
thousands more coming on line every day. Believe me, many people will do just 
that, and more!

METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds
of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will
easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1 
and add
METHOD #2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is 
e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service 
on all orders.

This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and
address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they
receive the report.

===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
The reason for the "cash" is not because this is illegal or somehow
"wrong". It is simply about time. Time for checks or credit cards to be 
cleared or approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one can SEE there is 
money in the 
envelope and steal it before it gets to you.

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. 
CURRENCY) for 
each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping 
it in at least 
2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME 
of the Report 
you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
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REPORT# 1: 'The Insider's Guide To Advertising for Free On The Net

Order Report #1 from : 
Wyatt Williams
2845 Constable Rd.
Mississauga, Ontario, L5J 2B3
CANADA


________________________________________________________

REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk Email On The Net

Order Report #2 from :
Tania Normand
75 Chapman Ave
Toronto, Ontario, M4b-1c6
CANADA

_________________________________________________________________

REPORT # 3: Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net

Order Report # 3 from : 
Maxime Laurent 
PO BOX 51533
3848 Taschereau
Greenfield Park, Quebec, J4V 3N8 
Canada



______________________________________________________

REPORT # 4: How To Become A Millionaire Using MLM & The Net

Order Report # 4 from: 
Paul Laurent 
616 Sainte Famille 
Boucherville, Quebec, J4B 4A6
Canada



_______________________________________________________

REPORT #5: How To Send Out One Million Emails For Free

Order Report # 5 From: 
S. Wong 
50 Burnhamthorpe Rd West #401 
Mississauga, Ontario, L5B 3C2 
Canada 


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$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.

=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should
receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue
advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

**Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN
RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will 
continue
to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved
down on the list, you are placed in front of a Different report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are
ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER
BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT 
to the income you can generate from this business !!!
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have
just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest 
of your
life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money 
in the
next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program 
EXACTLY
AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it
is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your
name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as instructed
above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 ormore 
e-mails
and your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more you 
send out
the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you
the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially
independent.
IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !
=============MORE TESTIMONIALS===============
'' My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money.
When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk 
mail''. I
made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and
percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my 
supposed
intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made
merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on her 
when
the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had 
received
50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00
......... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jodyin her ''hobby''.
Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
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'' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
mind to participate in this plan. But conservative as I am, I decided that 
the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't 
get enough orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was surprised when I 
found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 i
the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not 
matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster 
return and so big''. 
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
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'' I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to
get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone
else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not
delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the 
money came within 22 weeks''. Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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'' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20, 
560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. Life 
is beautiful, Thanx to internet''.
 Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO
FINANCIAL FREEDOM !

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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.

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