Re: Printing barnumber 1 (oh no, not again)

[Phil Holmes]

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Valentin Villenave" <address@hidden>
To: "David Kastrup" <address@hidden>
Cc: <address@hidden>
Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:16 PM
Subject: Re: Printing barnumber 1 (oh no, not again)


> On Tue, Nov 9, 2010 at 10:41 AM, David Kastrup <address@hidden> wrote:
> > "Ok, Madams and Sirs, let's start again from measure 1."
> >
> > Voice from the viola section: "We don't have bar numbers in our score."
>
> Oh, I didn't know you guys had viola jokes too :-)
>
> "Q: Why is the viola named "Bratsche" in German?"
> "A: It's a transcription of the noise you make when walking upon one."
>
> "Q: What do the Beatles and the Berliner Philharmoniker's viola
> section have in common?"
> "A: Well, neither of them have been playing together since the 70s."
>
> Etc.

Or:

"How do you know there's a drummer at the door?"

"Because they knock three times and come in late".

--
Phil Holmes